Saturday, September 19, 2015

Day 992: Arrrrrrrrr

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day from Cardboard Colin and I!

Talk Like a Pirate Day is absolutely one of my favorite days of the year, although it might have something to do with the fact that I live with a cardboard pirate and eagerly await the return of my favorite pirate on TV. Regardless, we have a good time every year on TLAPD, and this year Cardboard Colin and I thought it might be fun to share some Priate themed jokes with you: 

"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?" 
Because they can spend years at C!

"What do you get when you cross a pirate with a librarian?"
Cap'n Book!

"Why is pirating addictive?" 
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

"What goes thump-thump Arr!, thump-thump Arr!?"
A pirate falling down the stairs. 

"Where is the ocean the deepest?" 
On the bottom. 

"What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?" 
Ships Ahoy. 

Oh, and Cardboard Colin has one for you too:

In case you were wondering, yes, you can now follow my cardboard friend on Twitter! Just search for him @CardboardColin!

Have a magical talk like a pirate day mates! 

(Note: This blog post was written on September 26 due to a tight schedule).