Talk Like a Pirate Day is absolutely one of my favorite days of the year, although it might have something to do with the fact that I live with a cardboard pirate and eagerly await the return of my favorite pirate on TV. Regardless, we have a good time every year on TLAPD, and this year Cardboard Colin and I thought it might be fun to share some Priate themed jokes with you:
"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?"
Because they can spend years at C!
"What do you get when you cross a pirate with a librarian?"
Cap'n Book!
"Why is pirating addictive?"
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
"What goes thump-thump Arr!, thump-thump Arr!?"
A pirate falling down the stairs.
"Where is the ocean the deepest?"
On the bottom.
"What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?"
Ships Ahoy.
In case you were wondering, yes, you can now follow my cardboard friend on Twitter! Just search for him @CardboardColin!
Have a magical talk like a pirate day mates!
(Note: This blog post was written on September 26 due to a tight schedule).
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